Theresa May falls on her sword…and misses.
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She is the worst PM in my lifetime
Doing a Theresa … ???where she fucked the Police Force up the arse whilst taking a dump on the Prison Service … A sexual practice which has now entered the Urban Dictionary as 'Doing a Theresa'
This is quite entertaining to observe from afar
?? “the only friend I have in Westminster is Larry the cat and even he pissed on my shoe” ?
Theresa May saying she will quit is the equivalent of telling your boss you quit when he's in the middle of sacking you lol
Hey I've done that and it worked
Still, at least she's not Corbyn.
bring back cameron. let him settle the mess he made
Tell her to resign then we will vote her deal in then don’t she can have a bit back lol
Theresa May could trigger a nuclear bomb and the bomb would still refuse to detonate – purely because it's Theresa May.
An obituary for Ms May, is she dead?
Who was the 1 person who disliked this? ?
0:52 Henry Crun & Minnie Bannister?
Larry – Cabinet Office's Chief Mouser <3 About the only one in 10 Downing I got any love for these days.
Go and put the kettle on Theresa, let the men sort your mess out.
May is the worst leader we've had since King Stephen or Ethelred the Unready.
louthegiantcookie hey, she's not that bad!
she's somehow worse
"Supply Teacher" might be the perfect way to describe Theresa May, given that she's a stand-in, out of her depth, completely lacking in authority and constantly under siege.
I thought he was quite easy saying supply teacher.
…eat the evidence.. ha ha ha :)))))
I’m from America…but this is NOT looking good guys :/
this dude reminds me of david tennant
Marry me Pie
You forgot the Customs and the Immigration Services
How to tie your tie tutorial
"extraordinary day". Gawd I love irony.
Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha genius 🙂
Too funny for words give him a slot on the BBC Newsnight, that would put the Cat amongst the Pigeons.
Larry the cat for Prime Minister!
The entire point of no-deal is making sure that the country leaving ends up leaving if a deal is not reached or passed yet they want to endlessly delay obstruct what a disgrace
Why would she put everything on the line unless she's on the take with a guaranteed future? She's too morally corrupt to have any sincerity in what she's pushing.
Jonathan – I LOVE YOU! ?
When has Britain had a good PM?Churchill? Is that it? America can boast many presidents that were revered. All our PMs seem to do is take a bigger shit on the country than the last one. As if it's a competition.
Happy so called Independence Day
HANG TRAITOR POLITICIANSIN PUBLICATTENDANCE TO BE MADE MANDATORYto warn the other corrupt officials
London is sunny today. 🙂
Oh my God I’m laughing so hard I almost shit myself
Wait what? Did you just tell your friend that his cat is dead on youtube?
It will forever bother me that they pronounce Theresa as "Tuh-ree-zuh". Why is there no H sound? Why do the e's change sound over the course of one consonant? Where the fuck is that z sound coming from?
Wheres guy fawkes when ya need him
In "Britexit: The movie" – who would play Jonathon Pie? last week I was thinking Kenneth Branagh (King Henry V speech), this week more keanu reeves for some reason.
Well could be worse….Don't know how but if someone doesn't say it I suppose I'll have to.
Theresa May is so incompetent she can't even organise her own resignation.
One of your best!
Wow. Just… wow.
I would like to stick a rocket right up her what ever!!!!
Hurray!!! We have left…! Wow…nothing happen and the county carried on as normal! I really don’t listen to the politicians, so congratulations to everyone, we are an Independent country and if they renege of a Democratic vote! Well…God help them and all that stood in our way!!!
Mr Pie says what we all feel.
Hahaha bloody spot on again as always!! Wish you would run for PM! ??????
No brexit then? Bye bye democracy, hello limbo and uncertainty!
Love the Pie, but hate the May.
Blaming May for this Brexit chaos is like blaming the ball for bouncing in a pinball… she's there just take the beat. Not for free, that's obvious.
"They never found out, Tim" ???
Poor Larry the cat, no respect at all.
Theresa May is related to Roy Hodgson both performed shit managing The country.
Remainers. The vanquished.
everything that everyone thinks!! but said better!
Theresa needs to resign NOW!!!She's another fat, lying old fart who believes she's some aristocrat who is above the peasent working and middle classes. She claims she's on our side but she's been sabotaging Brexit from the get go.This is total betrayal of the people who voted to leave!
Russian spies are every where ?
Eat the evidence. Doing a Theresa.
‘Britain’s ugliest MP stabbed Britain’s twattiest MP in the back’ lol I assume gove and johnson?
I upvoted this before I even watched it, in the sure knowlege of what was to come. Nice one JP. Flawless as ever.
british tv got more dirtier ore swear words and like that new program naked attraction my mouth dropped when i saw that with bald fannies
I love this guy…And I voted leave ???
Hey remoaners! How do you feel about the EU taking your internet away?
Nasty party more like the pussy party weakness bring back nasty it's fucking effective.
Anybody else think in 20 years time history teachers will just show there students videos of Jonathan Pie when teaching about brexit ???
British people vote to leave the EU and then they put someone who voted against it to make the deal. She runs out the clock trying to feed her own people a bad deal, twice I think? And now, times gone, no deal, so she now…finally admits she shouldnt have run the negotiation from DAY ONE, two years later? Cheers…
The word indicative is a fancy way of saying best guess. If your ever putting a quote together for lots of millions of pounds you don't say it's roughly 1 and a half million. You use 1.5 million indicative. That's pretty much all it means like a "range of initiatives" or a "packet of measures"
On the plus side……..The tie works very well.
I wanted describe Theresa's May's premiership as dull. Hillarious is the word I would use ?
Correction: Cats Dont piss on shoes!
Goddamn teabreathing enforcers of overly and overtly selective democracy, if you wanna go then leave us alone already! We won't miss you, you goddamn wet farts of American Tree Porcupines!
Nobody's going to mention the CUKs?
It's so sad but you dead right, still you raised a smile on this sunny, if for me internally gloomy day, it was never going to be easy ask, we got a clean jerk but the lift is wobbling. Still the fat lady has not sung yet so it's all to play for.
May Day. May Day?. may…day…? may
May got what she wanted, dodging those pesky new EU tax laws for her husband.
Hey, Tom, you need to tell Jonathan Pie that that kipper tie's too broad for his 3 inch lapels!
I really like these moments when people in the background look at him and then walk by him.
May is a globalist asset.Her only mission was to make Brexit as slow, painful and humiliating for Great Britain as possible.
I'd say she did a fine job.
This is a great tutorial on tying a tie, News and Education!
It's gotta be said, we need more women in politics.Women engage in dialogue and can form a consensus, where men are belligerent and egotistical. Mrs May is clearly a trans man.A pity she's pre-op. She could do with a large dose of testosterone, and grow a fucking pair of balls!
I laughed so hard, but I am sadly and thankfully german.
She's made a bed she isn't going to want to sleep in. She has f****d a Country over in the biggest Gang Bang since Victoria Higgins. This may or may not be the straw that breaks the Camel's back but she's getting close.
Incredible video, buddy! Love the content. Spot on!
Badly injured seagull lol
' a badly injured seagull attempt to get out the way of oncoming traffic' delivered perfectly,what a line that is
Wtf? Are you trying to simulate your camera breathing or something? 6 fake zoom-blurs already and we're not even halfway through the clip yet.
Stop nagging like a bitch
Ha ha ha ! I just love this guy!! Tell it like it is Jonathan!!
ROFL!No seriously whenever this guy starts venting about how politicians made everything worse again, I can't keep a straight face, when nodding affirmingly.
Theresa couldn't give a toss what us plebs think of her. She's done exactly what she was hired to do – put the kibosh on Brexit. She's fucked things up so badly that it'll take Britain another two years to clear up her mess; before we even start on untangling ourselves from Juncker's forth Reiche. She's already financially secure with her enormous EU pension. She can fuck off to somewhere warm for the rest of her life; whilst we suffer for her treachery. I've never wished death upon anyone in my life before, but I hope May dies a long and painful death, and soon.
Is she still in office?! Any other job May would be long gone! ?
I'd feel sorry for the seagull. Towards Theresa The Traitor I only feel resentment.
Remeber, the Brexshit fuckup is just a minor prelude to the climate catastrophy fuckup.